British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (I hate tea)
[X] You know what a brolly is. (Yeah, it's an umbrella)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (Most pointless show ever, no skill required except that you have to open a box, and even then, some people have trouble with it)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (Ben sucked BIG TIME!)
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."(Absolutely)
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy. (More than yummy)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I hate eggs)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I've got nothing against them)
[X] Its football...not soccer. (I get so annoyed with that)
Total: 4 [44.44% British] (4? Bugger.)


Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year. (They're uncomfortable)
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. (Flip flops look nothing like thongs)
[X] You love a backyard Barbie. (Unless it's raining)
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (It's a BBQ, isn't it?)
[X] You love the beach. (Who doesn't?)
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (I hardly swear)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (Nope, nowhere near)
[ ] You are tanned. (What? Where I am? Yeah right!)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (What's a bogan?)
[ ] You have an Australian something. (Not that I know of.)
Total: 3 [30% Australian] (Three times more Australian than Hazel! WOO!)

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.(Never seen it.)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Ends with an "N")
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Nope)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Oh yeah!)
[ ] You know Italian songs. (Does that song with the words "When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie" count? Seriously, someone tell me)
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Black hair, Brown eyes)
[ ] You speak some Italian. (Not enough, I only know "Mamma Mia", thanks Mario!)
[ ] You are under 5'10". (I'm not that short.)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is. (I don't want to know)
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (YES IT IS!)
[ ] You talk with your hands. (Sign Language?)
Total: 3 [27.27% Italian] (Is that a good thing?)

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember. (Never done that before)
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. (Not a word)
[X] You like tacos. (With TACO-FLAVOURED KISSES)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Why would anyone type like that, it must take a long time.)
[ ] You are dark skinned. (Actually, I'm very pale)
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Hazel told me.)
[X] You talk fast occasionally. (When I get excited)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (My hair's perfect)
[ ] You know what platanos are. (What now?)
Total: 3 [33.33% Spanish] (Thanks to Hazel, I'm now more Spanish.)

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (I've never heard anyone say it like that)
[ ] You get short tempered. (Not that easily)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Only Natasha Bedingfield, but not personally, so I guess it doesn't count.)
[ ] You get cold easily. (Nope)
[ ] Rain is fun for you. (No no no! I hate rain)
[ ] You get into contests all the time. (Nah, can't be bothered)
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Doesn't bother me that much)
total: 1 [14.28% Russian] (Why am I not surprised?)

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (I don't see the point)
[ ] You have a bad temper. (I've seen a lot worse than my temper)
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (Starts with O' but it ends with en)
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Brown)
[ ] You like the color green. (Not really, it reminds me of sick)
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party. (No.)
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (Who doesn't?)
[ ] You have red hair. [naturally] (Nope!)
[X] You have/had freckles. (A few)
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (Unfortunately, yes.)
Total: 5 [50% Irish] (I was hoping not to do that great here)

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. (Nope0
[ ] You have nappy hair. (Nappy hair?)
[ ] You like rap. (It's annoying)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (Never done it before)
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (But doesn't everyone?)(I want crisps now...)
[X] You like chicken. (YUM!)
[ ] You like watermelon. (YUCK!)
[ ] You can dance. (I wish!)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (I can't sing full stop)
Total: 2 [22.22% African American] (I'm surpised I got that much!)

Asian
[X] You like rice a lot. With Fajitas)
[X] You are good at math. (Very good, my favourite subject, sad huh?)
[ ] You have played the piano. (I'm no good)
[ ] You have family from Asia. (XD Imagine that!)
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (When people are around and I remember something funny for no reason)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. (No-one thinks I'm Chinese)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. (Hurricanes sounds cooler)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Never heard of it)
Total: 3. [37.5% Asian (What the crumpet?)

German
[X] You like bread. (Yeah, who wouldn't)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (It's very nice)
[ ] You speak some German. (Uh, no)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. (I read that word on Super Paper Mario)
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you. (It's annoying)
[X] You went to Pre-school. (Yep, wish I was still there)
[X] You're over 5'2. (Is that tall?)
Total: 5 [71.42% German] (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)


Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey. (Hate it)
[ ] You love beer. (Nope)
[ ] You say eh. (I only say it like "EH EH EHHHHHH", I don't think that counts)
[ ] You know what poutine is. (Uhhh...)
[ ] You speak some French. (Canadians speak French?)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (Who's that?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (No way!)
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. (What's degrassi?)
Total: 0 [0% Canadian] (Woah, 0%? I'm proud of that.))

American
[ ] You hate foreigners. (Nope)
[ ] You hate non - Christians. (I don't care, really)
[X] You're lazy. (That is so true!)
[ ] You have had an abortion. (I'm male!)
[ ] But love the penalty. (I don't understand that)
[ ] You don't read. (I like to read.)
[ ] You shop at walmart. (Nope, not at all.)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.(No, it's true)
Total: 1 [12.5% American] (Phew, I got worried there)

Belgian:
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard. (Nah, just grass)
[X] you like french fries. (HELL YEAH!)
[X] you think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules. (Best chocalate ever)
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian. (That's a matter of opinion)
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French (None of those)
[ ] you like Belgian waffles. (Never seen one)
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café. (No, I call it a pub)
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (ENGLAND RULES!)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car. (Don't have a car)
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government. (I couldn't care less)
total: 2 [20% Belgian] (Meh...)

Dutch:
[X] you like the color orange. (My favorite colour)
[ ] you are a football enthusiast. (I'm not hardcore)
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'. (Only on a dare)
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (Starbucks, right? Am I right? I'll change this if I am)
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions. (No, not often)
[X] you have a cheerful nature. (That's me, constantly happy)
[ ] you like the sea. (Nah)
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects. (I'm useless at that)
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania. (The what?)
total: 2 [22.22% Dutch] (So what?)

So according to this, I am mostly German and Irish.
But I'm definitely not Canadian. I kinda knew that though.

Stolen from who stole it from